Quire - noun: four sheets of paper or parchment folded to form eight leaves, as in medieval manuscripts - ORIGIN Old French 'quaier', from Latin 'quaterni' ‘set of four’

Boye - from the French; 'boyau' - chambre à air - [perhaps] a debating place;

Twinned with the town of Fuctifino, Italy.




WHERE ARE WE?

Upper Quireboye is situated amongst the pleasant South Downs in East Sussex. The word Sussex gives us a clue to a part of the history. Sussex means the land of the Southern Saxons - as Essex was the land of the Eastern Saxons. Wessex was the land of the Western Saxons, and Middlesex - well, that was the land of those Saxons who had gender identification problems.

VILLAGE HISTORY

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CHURCH HISTORY

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(These links are not available at the moment as the pages are undergoing redesign and updating - I know, I know, but I have been busy, get a life  already...)

 SUSSEX POLICE

DID YOU KNOW: Households where there are no security measures are 10 times more likely to be victims of burglary than households where there are simple security measures in place.

For more information, contact Community Officer, PC Stroller at the Police house.

Open Times and the chance to talk to a police officer vary; you might be able too, but not likely!!


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From Your Member of Parliament

HUGO FUCHS-DALY (Con)
















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Brief History of Upper Quireboye

by Bob Grover, President of The Upper Quireboye Historical Society

English history, has a wealth of great names, such as Alfred The Great, Richard The Lion Heart, Henry VIII, Elizabeth I, Sir Francis Drake, Lord Nelson, the Duke of Wellington, Queen Victoria; all of whom have left their mark on the broad canvas of history, by leading or inspiring their fellow countrymen.

Sadly none of the above can describe anyone who has lived in Upper Quireboye during the long back passage of time.

Updated History & Story of Upper Quireboye links are being redesigned and will be ready soon.




THOUGHTS OF LITTLE FAT BLOKE

Girls. Short, fat, bald blokes with a good chat line in thought provoking sayings are hot sex machines...


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